"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it,  but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives."

"The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch,  swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like  that was the best conversation you've had."

"Always put yourself in others' shoes. If you feel that it hurts  you, it probably does hurt the person, too."

"The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way."

"The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't go on well in life until you let go of your past  failures and heartaches."
 
"When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling - live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and  everyone around you is crying."

"Never blame the mirror for what you see in it."

"Failure doesn't mean you've wasted your life.
It means you have a reason to start afresh."

"To help your children turn out well, spend twice the time and half the money."

"Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view."

"You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing."

"The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment."

"Needing someone is like needing a parachute.  If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again."

"Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it."

"Everybody is somebody else's weirdo."
 

"Upon dying, no one ever said 'I wish I had spent more time at work' "

"There are two things to aim at in life:
First, to get what you want, and after that, to enjoy it.  Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second."

"There's a DIFFERENCE between GIVING UP and LETTING GO
GIVING UP is sacrificing what was rightfully yours
LETTING GO is forgoing what was never yours"
 

"My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely."

"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking."

"If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts."

"You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive."

"A clear conscience is usually a sign of a poor memory."

"The light at the end of the tunnel is usually a sign that says "No Exit.""

"Change is inevitable...  Except from vending machines."

"Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his  shoes.  Then it's pretty safe, since you're a mile away  AND you have his shoes."

"If you're not petty and cruel, you're in denial"

"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

"No one is listening until you make a mistake."

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."

"Two wrongs are only the beginning."

 "There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot."

 "A man usually feels better after a few winks, especially if she winks back."

"The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else does."

"Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone."

"Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness."

"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs."
 

"It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone - but it takes a lifetime to forget someone."

"Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the  romance - and you find out you still care for that person."

"It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is the most painful is to love someone and never finding the courage to let the person know how you feel."