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To the Gym and Beyond

Naveen Esoof

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“How much do you bench?” asked the ‘little Big Guy’ as I was trying to catch my breath after a particularly tough set of military presses. This little Big Guy is a regular at the gym, decked out from head to toe in classic gym attire complete with the head band, weight belt and all displaying a classic and common affliction to many gym goers, the lats syndrome[1].

Being polite and against better judgment, I told him on a good day I go up to a 100kg on my last set for 3 repetitions to which he exclaimed “What? At your size, you only bench 100kg. I‘ve got a friend who benches 150kg.” How many times has this happened to you? Don’t you just hate it?

I really wanted to tell him to buzz off and that I don’t care if his friend or brother benched pressed a car because I m here at the gym to work out and not to chat and listen to b******t coming from some little poser but being a nice, politically correct person, though I just grunted and continued with my workout which actually got better as I channeled this irritation into my lifts. He got the idea and went away dispensing more free advice to the other trainers.

Apparently a lot of gym goers think of the gym as a social place with the easy listening music, air-con, the snack bar. I could hardly blame them. They spend their time working out for 1 minute and spend the next quarter of an hour chatting about anything and everything under the sun. Then there are some like ‘Little Big Guy’ who gives free albeit bad advice to everyone whether you ask for it or not and then there are the cliques who hog the squat rack doing curls with the bar! Look! Its called a squat rack for a reason. Then there are the show offs who start shouting and grunting away while lifting trying to attract as much attention as possible especially when some hot young thing is walking past them even though what they are lifting is essentially only 30kilos!

These are only a few irritants at the gym I work out at but heck I make do and take it as a motivation and challenge to get in there and get the best possible workout each and every time.

People go to the gyms for all kinds of reasons. Some for socializing, others to check out babes and hunks and some like little Big Guy goes to the gym with the sole purpose- irritate the hell out of everyone! Then there are some who visit the gym to have a good workout, to improve body composition (increase muscle mass and at the same time reduce body fat) and generally to get healthy. Do note that a rather great side effect of working out is that you would probably end up looking good naked

If you fall in the last category then congratulations to you as you are one of the few who actually know that the gym should be a place where no nonsense work should be done to change you physically and mentally. It is a place where you build up your physique and confidence and not talk about which one of the three Halliwell sisters you would like to boink, by the way that Phoebe Halliwell is really hot but I digress.

Some people refrain from working out due to the misconcepted fear of turning into the incredible hulk. In my opinion these are all lame excuses. Most intelligent people know that no matter how much they work out they are not at risk of turning into some of the blocky freaks in the Bodybuilding magazines who apart from having phenomenal genetics, do nothing but train, eat, sleep and take bucket loads of Vitamin S[2]. Heck most women prefer guys whose physiques resemble those of fitness models on the cover of men’s magazines anyway rather than those of mutants/ pro-bodybuilders.

Some people tell me that they would love to get fit and healthy and go to the gym to workout but just don’t have the time. Well pal, you’ve got the time to watch friends and the Halliwell Sisters haven’t you? Then you have got the time to get to the gym and work out.

What I am saying is that it's time to take action to be proactive and get into shape. It's time to take charge of your life by start taking the steps to a better physique, health and life.

[1] Lats syndrome  condition whereby a person usually a gym walks around with arms parallel to the ground displaying the latissimus dorsi muscle which is non existent to everyone except to himself.

[2] Vitamin S - Steriods

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