Run No.            1053

When               7 November 2002

Where              Track 7 off Mandai Road

Hares               Squire, AfterShiok, Mr. T, Sybil?, lots of our Indians

Occasion          Deepavali

Members           lots

Virgins              3-7 or 4

Visitors             even more, at least 9 and King Lear and No-No.

Circle Report

Some people say the bottle is half full, others say the bottle is half empty, I say where's Jason with my refill.  It didn’t really start that way but there was a massive s*%t-load of visitors on that misty Depavalli celebration night. Gandhi was there at least twice, so was Sitting Bull it was a bit hard to make your way to the back of Jason’s brew wagon with all the people milling about.

The run? Well it resembled another run from that locale nearly a year ago, and maybe another nearly a year before that, and, yes! Nearly another, yet a year before…you may be thinking, those hares are recycling the same run year after year! Not a chance, this is Singapore after all and we never re-use our trails here…It was a good work out though.  If Deathwish 4 could have made it to the run, his physician advise would have been to “have 2 cold ones (at least) and aspirin in the morning”.

Grand Master ChasTITy Belt called the again unruly mob to order, we nearly had Ice Boo but there was no ice to be found, and we were rationing the grog tonight with the huge crowd on hand.  Boo, you’ll have to wait til next week for your fluid inspiration.  GM called in the hares and Squire and company scuttled on-in front and centre.  There were then promises of riches beyond our wildest dreams for the true believers dressed in Bollywood garb that night, and guarantees of KFC for the on-on. The run was appreciated by most and inspirational for all, especially the last thousand meters or so along the steamy banks of upper Seleter Reservoir.

Next Indy-melda was on in to tell us she’s fricken-off finally and FuzzFlyer was gonna help her set her FO Run next week (details above).  The Injuns had a going away present for the ever-energetic f*@k-me shoe collector, and it wasn’t shoes!!! They came up with a prosthetic make-up device that could be applied in seconds, I forgot my camera but found something even better we can pass around starting next Friday (see neat Korean product on next page).

The guests, and there were lots! Were called in by LooseChange. Should I name em? Well, they didn’t waste much brew, and LooseChange was almost ready to sit on my lap by the time the masses were introduced and pro-persecuted for their sins or lack of. VirginiaSlim was sporting a tremendous willy under his sari, if you were lucky, you missed it.

MW1: Turned out to be AyeAye who actually showed up before the run started tonight.  He was earlier commenting on Shoeless who was observed heading North at about 5:45 on his way to JB before FrontArse asked AyeAye if he might have ole Shoeless’s mobile number to try and steer him right.  Then at about 5:58, we all saw Shoeless speeding on in to the runsite oblivious of the speed bumps, bouncing on the road, higher and higher, first his tyres blew out, but he kept on bouncing, next his shocks blew out, and he kept bouncing higher, there were some who said he then bounced clear over the moon but they were just plain making things up, weren’t they!  AyeAye had TightArse on in for leading him astray about mid-run, he then had Squire on in for surreptitious repetition by expecting that none present would notice that they were here at this very location last year and the year before and so on. Good observation AyeAye. Next TitMouse look-a-like Francis D’abrerra (visitor forced on us by the mighty TitMouse) was hauled in for also trying to lead AyeAye astray. Don’t you all know by now? AyeAye needs no help running astray!  There were many a down-down, including Scot No-No, for repeatedly missing the St. Andrews Run, but showing up every year for the Deepavalli due.

AfterShiok was then on in to invite all dressed for the occasion for an intro and a ponder and there was much rejoicing!  We were all dancing about and this dancing sure is a lot better then all this BS talk of war we keep hearing about, in fact, if anyone ever says they hate war more than I do, well then they better have a knife Jo-Bob!   I guess the 5 million dollar prizes were given out, that or everyone was running to the loo mid-circle, anyway, folks were sorta running about and then the circle sorta sorted itself out and all was back to normal…I guess it must have been Stiffy and NotTonight that were given the golden kamasutra award…

There were comments from both GM’s, the Dinner and Dance Committee and then a MMMW showed up.  SkidMark had charges for our generously endowed Gypsy who seemed to be passively challenging Tuesday’s V-Slim for the “Who wants to be a large testiculared ballet dude?”contest.  This kinda reminded me how much I like to watch professional boxing…why? Well it’s about the same except there’s no music, no choreography, and the dancers keep hitting each other, but that’s just me!  Then I was called in by Skidsy for refusing civility. There, I went again!!!!!   I bet when I get invited to my first orgy, I’ll just show up nude. And, that dear friends is a common mistake. You have to let nudity "just happen!" That down down was about the last I think.

Kamikazee was here, and he was of course promoting a good cause, then we all went on-on.

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